And Now For More Important News...

So I think people stopped reading my blog which kind of renders my cry against socialism a little futile, but I digress. They've finally done the research for the most important issue of our day. What do you call the fizzy, sweet drinks that come in 12 oz. cans in packs of 6?

Here's a relevant protest for this post, and far more fitting for the Pepsi Center than anything else from this week. I may have to go down and join these guys, I really do want it to come back.