Scrumtrilescent Political Coverage

I was wondering how in the world Keith could top his adulation of Michelle and Hillary, and now I know there was only one way he could do it, and that was by turning into James Lipton.

And now it's time for a game!!!

Guess which quote is Keith Olbermann and which one is Will Ferrel playing James Lipton.

It's harder than it looks.

"Vote for him or DO NOT, but take from this night that this country can produce men and speakers such...as...that."

"I would love to be able to find something to criticize about it, but I can't."

"That show was delightful. No. No. It was brilliant. No, no, no, no. There is no word to describe its perfection, so I am forced to make one up. And I'm going to do so right now. Scrumtrilescent."

"For 42 minutes, not a sour note, and spellbinding throughout in a way usually reserved for the creations of fiction."

"An extrodinary political statement, almost a fully realized almost a fully realized tucked, crisp, insistant speech, in tone and in the sense of cutting through the clutter akin to the words given to the fictional title character in the Aaron Sorkin film 'An American President.'"

Now for the answers.



Then watch this. Update: I found the real video. This is much better!!

MSNBC: As Fun To Watch As A Train Wreck, But The Ratings Would Be Higher For The Train Wreck

This is fantastic! I love that Joe Scarborough is totally calling people out. Best line of the video is, "If this happened 2 weeks ago it would have been a coronation!"



Oh and Keith, Who needs a shovel?!?





I feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm so glad true, unbiased, journalism is alive and well.

More Crazies From Hot Air TV

So I'm one of the ones that believes that people who feel the need to swear, especially in their casual conversations, are ignorant and don't have a very large vocabulary. Having said that I really debated putting these videos on because there are a few sections where these activists show their true colors with their "colorful language," but fortunately they are brief moments. If you don't want to view it then I will give you a quick rundown, but these are what these people really believe, and it shows how quick they are to go with the crowd and agree with anything without researching or questioning.

These videos are pretty much freak shows for conservatives, entertaining but like the bearded lady or the dog with two heads, you wonder how in the world something like this could exsist and you usually have nightmares after.

So In the first video the guy is going around to see how many comforts these people want to give to guantanamo prisoners. He is getting them to sign a petition to give them Cinemax, and Netflix, and to have Jihad Olympics. Only one guy really questions it and that's mostly because he just doesn't think it's the right thing because the don't use afghan subtitles, but "if they did that would be great." I can't believe how far these people want to go to help known terrorists.



This next video he talks to several people about different things, but one couple actually believes that police work should be like jury duty, and everyone should get a chance to serve, including "undocumented workers." This one lady talks about how she was fake waterboarded, which was having two people dressed as soldiers dump water on her head, and she told them to "make it realistic. I can handle it."

And Now For More Important News...

So I think people stopped reading my blog which kind of renders my cry against socialism a little futile, but I digress. They've finally done the research for the most important issue of our day. What do you call the fizzy, sweet drinks that come in 12 oz. cans in packs of 6?

Here's a relevant protest for this post, and far more fitting for the Pepsi Center than anything else from this week. I may have to go down and join these guys, I really do want it to come back.

An Ad Everyone Needs to See and May Not Get To.

Here's a video that everyone needs to see especially since the Obama campaign has been trying to pull the ad from TV stations. I really would rather attack his policies and voting record rather than his background, but it's important to know Obama is supported by people with these kinds of agendas. Hopefully, after seeing this video people will start looking at his policies and ideals a little bit more in depth instead of just wishing, and hoping, and thinking and dreaming and changing. If you know the song then you know that really doesn't make anything happen.

So I guess I'm going to dedicate this week to political blogging, especially since my friends decided to leave me here with all the crazies and go to Lake Powell for the week and so I have a lot of time on my hands. (Darn job that keeps me from being able to take an entire week off). Anyway, as much as I have been dreading this week for the past few months I have discovered that it is an incredibly important week (and next week too) because you will find out exactly what the candidates believe and who they are.

I have been very involved for the past 2 1/2 years finding out what the issues are and how each position fits into my core beliefs. I really want to share the things I've discovered so it can help my friends make their own informed decisions. If you have other views that's fine, I just want to make sure both sides have been heard, and if you think there's a side I haven't heard yet that will help me be more informed in my decisions feel free to share it with me.

I Thought This Was a Joke

Ok I read in a few blogs that people were trying to levitate the Mint. I didn't realize they really tried to do it. I love the added soundtrack because it reminds me of GOB.

In case you're wondering where I'm finding these there have been 2 blogs that have good conservative coverage of the convention. One is Rocky Mountain Right and Michelle Malkin's blog. I'll try and add the interesting things I find to this blog.

Also the guy in the green shirt with the hat that starts the "raise the roof" chant, I'm pretty sure he's a conservative just making fun of these people. The end of the interview with the guy from my previous post mentioned being "punked" by guys taking pictures with him who didn't really like him at all.

A Little Lesson in Vocab

Maybe I'm the only one who's really into this stuff, but Peter Boyle had a man on his show this morning who verbally attacked Michelle Malkin (conservative blogger) and nearly started a riot. He was saying that it was her fault and her "bodyguards" (fellow bloggers helping her out) where trying to keep him from speaking.

This guy is a 9/11 "truther" and when asked to describe her not only did he say she had see-through skin, and blue veins, and looked like the star wars princess about to cast a spell on him, he also called her a neo-con. First of all, I don't take people seriously who use demonizing adjectives to describe people. It immediately shows me that they have an agenda and that they don't really care about discussing the real issues we need to talk about to make the country better.

The other thing he called is something that you can also use to completely discredit someone in an argument like this. He called her a neo-con. If you aren't familiar with the correct use of the term because it's been distorted and it's being used as a derogatory to describe a super right wing conservative, it actually means a liberal who became a conservative and is actually still somewhat liberal in their views.

So anytime I hear someone use this now I know they haven't done their homework and they probably aren't too interested in having a discussion, but they are just interested in bashing other people. See for yourself.



These are the people interested in "peace." I may have to recant my statement yesterday. I kind of want to go hang out with Michelle Malkin.

These are the People in My City This Week

I'm not going outside till Saturday.