Don't Believe Anything You Hear About Me and Softball (or Whiffleball)

Alright this has gone on long enough. These rumors are even reaching my mother and probably everyone in the Littleton Stake. There are still people there who think I'm a nice girl.

My friends husbands like to tell stories about an certain incident from coed intramural softball ages ago. I have no idea why this keeps coming up, but I feel I need to make some clarifications on what you may or may not have heard.

1. I did not throw my shoes over the fence. (that was one I hadn't heard till this week)

2. I did not threaten the umpire

3. I NEVER SWORE if I did it was under my breath and not audible to anyone. Plus I would have been kicked out if I had.

The umpire had probably confused me for someone who had dumped him for being ugly and so he was not very nice to me the entire game. I had clearly slid in under the tag to score the game tying run towards the end of the game and he called me out. I then proceeded somewhat calmly back to our bench and then proceeded to make simple suggestions to the umpire for the rest of the game. Anyone who knows me knows I would NEVER get too worked up about an intramural game. It's just for fun. Winning doesn't matter even if the horrible calls the umpire made kept you from making it to the championship game and it would have been the first one you made it to in over 13 intramural teams.

And now you know the rest of the story.

But really, I didn't swear. (I'm pretty sure memory loss is a side effect of anger)