Friday, April 07, 2006

wikiHow to do anything


I wanted to tell you all about the best website that I have ever seen. It's wikiHow.com. If any of you have a personalized Google homepage, this link is a must have. Everyday I pull up google and look to see what kind of new things I can learn how to do. I learned how to make a rice sock, how to make a bed NEATLY, how to quit caffeine, how to apply make-up (that was very useful), how to cope with sleep paralysis, and I learned how do something I've been trying to do for years!!! wikiHow.com presents...HOW TO MASTER DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!! So much wasted time not using my heel, or mastering the tap step. I have stepped into a new stage of my life. The stage where I will be able to compete with the best of the best...The nerdiest of the nerdiest. I will be able to play BOOM BOOM Dollar on the highest level, and sing along. "Shutter like a Bumber," yes... "Shutter like a Bumber." You must be careful though there are several warnings involved in this wikiHow. BE SURE TO HEED THEIR COUNSEL.
Warnings
-Do not fall! As stupid as it sounds, I have seen people fall before because they couldn't balance on a machine. It is highly embarrassing. (I have had major issues with this one, I'm glad they cleared it up.)
-Make sure the socks you wear for the basic home-version pads won't cause you to slip. Sweat can also complicate the pad's surface. Always use common sense, and be careful not to disturb others around you!
-Just like swimming, don't play DDR for about an hour after you eat or drink, unless it's a light snack or hydrating liquid (see below).
There are many more exciting things to learn on wikiHow, and through this website I am doing all the things I want to do before I die. I will probably make this a weekly segment of things I learn, so now you have something to look forward to.

I need to go practice now.

3 comments:

V said...

funny...I was close to posting something similar....and yes, I too learned to kick my caffeine addiction....google homepages....fantastic! boom boom dollar?

Anonymous said...

Another VERY important rule - WEAR SHOES!! Otherwise, due to the intense nature of this game, you will end up slicing your feet and bleeding all over the dance pad...and then your friends have to clean it up while you mend your tattered feet. :)

Kayce said...

The shoes thing is only on the arcade game that has sharp edges. I'm pretty sure that was one of the worst weekends ever. That was the same one that I hit my head on the pole at Spaghetti Factory.

 

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